dkhandmade. If you are looking to add a touch of humor to your kitchen, these high quality, screen-printed tea towels are just what you need! 100% Cotton. These gray tea towels are 100% cotton and measure 27" x 27". Machine Washable. These towels are machine washable. Keywords: tea towels, snarky towel, dish cloth, kitchen decor, kitchen towel, funny kitchen, handmade, 100% cotton, eco-friendly ink.